Asperitus Casting Runes...
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- Hola, little air sign nitwits! How are you and your ridiculous friends this month! Have you had a single important thought between you since last we spoke? I doubt it. Enough of these inane courtesies! On with the vile and bitter prognostications for fatuous February. With a New Moon in your own appalling sign and harmonious aspects to mighty Mars and mystic Neptune, doubtless you will make a career move that will be the talk of the town and amuse all of your vacuous friends. However, with a raft of cosmic energy still in the tedious sign of Capricorn, nothing will quite work out as you imagine and people will talk behind your back. But, you'll probably begin a secret affair with an elderly person or someone of sour disposition to offset everything you're going through. When Mercury the messenger moves into your sign, you'll be talking a lot about nothing and everything and making no sense as usual. Mighty Mars conjoins with underworld Pluto in Sagittarius and your solar eleventh house so you'll make friends with a terrorist whom you meet at a computer virus convention. Either that or you'll make friends with a computer virus expert whom you meet at a global terror convention. By the Full Moon in Leo and your solar seventh house, this liaison will become a full-blown affair. As Mercury the messenger conjoins with mystic Neptune in your sign, you'll take so many drugs with your new partner that you'll forget you have a job to go to. As mighty Mars then opposes sober Saturn, you'll discover the newfound love of your life actually has several difficult children that she/he expects you to take care of. With the affair now over, you find your way back to work and wait for the next exhilarating chapter in your fabulous life to unfold.
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Aries, the Ram
Taurus, the Bull
Gemini, the Twins
Cancer, the Crab
Leo, the Lion
Virgo, the Virgin
Libra, the Scales
Scorpio, the Scorpion
Sagittarius, the Archer
Capricorn, the Sea Goat
Aquarius, the Water Bearer
Pisces, the Fishes
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