Asperitus Casting Runes...
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- Awful August awaits the airhead, so I won't bother with preliminary insults. I'll just get down to the business of your abysmal future. You certainly are a stranger in a strange land at the moment. What are you doing in Venezuela with a new identity, a new family and a new career? Only an airhead could explain it. Only another airhead could understand it.
With sober Saturn, lord of fateful reward in Gemini and your solar fifth house wrestling with underworld Pluto in Sagittarius and your solar eleventh house, the responsibilities you've taken on with regard to marriage, other people's families and children and the 'pan pipe' playing guru are weighty indeed. There's little time left for the creativity and freedom you airheads make so much of. Why you think you deserve that kind of consideration is beyond the rest of us, but that simple fact makes no difference to you.
When the FULL MOON comes in your sign and Venus the goddess conjoins with giant Jupiter, you find that more and more people keep arriving at your household and need to be fitted into the daily routine. So many, in fact, that it seems the entire village must be related to the partner you married. Then it dawns on you. They probably are! This leads to heated exchanges between you and your partner as Mercury the messenger opposes revolutionary Uranus on August 10th. When the messenger moves into Virgo and your solar eighth house and the great Sol Invicti opposes Uranus, the atmosphere gets heated as matters of joint monies and inheritance are discussed. You begin to understand what it feels like to be the uncrowned monarch of this tiny kingdom.
There are fateful aspects around the NEW MOON that comes in Leo and your solar seventh house on August 19th, little airheads. You decide to cut and run and look for a new start in the partnership stakes. However, as Mercury the messenger is making chaos with underworld Pluto and sober Saturn, you have to cut your losses as far as joint finance is concerned, leaving you with an empty pocket and a slight headache. While Lady Moon glides into Libra to clash with giant Jupiter, you're gliding through the air on your way home. You've even shaved off the moustache though you might keep the Venezuelan persona for use at dance parties or special occasions. When mighty Mars conjoins with Chiron the wounded healer in Sagittarius and your solar eleventh house, you're back among friends again. But with the great Sol Invicti in Virgo and your solar eighth house, you find that all your debts have just been waiting for you to step onto native soil.
However, all is not lost, little airheads though the rest of us wish that this might be so. You realize your Venezuelan persona has a wonderful credit rating. So, with the speed of a BMW soft top and the lies of a few old friends to set up a recent residential address, you borrow enough money on her/his account to pay off your old debts and simply begin again.
With Venus the goddess moving through Leo and your solar seventh house and the great Sol Invicti making mischief with mystic Neptune, you meet someone while stoned at a dance party and fall in love (or something very like it, for the moment anyway). And, with giant Jupiter, the great Sol Invicti, Lady Moon and mystic Neptune all moving through a fateful formation in the Heavens, you're offered a job as the creative director for a world music website. You take it without fully understanding the karmic consequences of what you're about to do. Come back and read about the error of your ways next month, little airheads.
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Aries, the Ram
Taurus, the Bull
Gemini, the Twins
Cancer, the Crab
Leo, the Lion
Virgo, the Virgin
Libra, the Scales
Scorpio, the Scorpion
Sagittarius, the Archer
Capricorn, the Sea Goat
Aquarius, the Water Bearer
Pisces, the Fishes
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