Asperitus Casting Runes...
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- Greetings, odious rams! How are your curling horns and hideous hoofs? Are you still as thick as your odiferous farmyard fleeces? I suspect that nothing has changed in the world of belligerence, bad temper and bossiness that is yours by right. But enough idle chit-chat! I am here to prognosticate on the events of fatuous February. A New Moon comes in the inane sign of Aquarius and your solar eleventh house on the first day of the month, bringing fortunate aspects with the great Sol Invicti, mighty Mars and mystic Neptune. You will take up a career in the arts and succeed beyond your wildest dreams if you can refrain from hitting anyone who criticizes you. You will make new friends and become the idol of millions, or at least several weak-minded people will come to like you.
As Venus the goddess follows Mercury the messenger into Capricorn and your solar tenth house, you'll hire a publicist and a manager to help you deal with your newfound success. With giant Jupiter in Leo opposing mystic Neptune in Aquarius, you'll suffer delusions of grandeur and believe you have come to save the world. Then, as mighty Mars conjoins with underworld Pluto, you will become embroiled in a military action while overseas or offend your adoring public with foul language and the expression of your odious personal beliefs. As the Full Moon in Leo opposes revolutionary Uranus, you will fall from grace to become a 'nobody' once again, a role for which you're ably equipped yet temperamentally unsuited. As sober Saturn moves forward again, opposed by mighty Mars, you'll sit about sulking and return to the familiar practice of blaming everyone else for your troubles. Hola, little head-butters! I'll return in a month with more of this drivel.
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Aries, the Ram
Taurus, the Bull
Gemini, the Twins
Cancer, the Crab
Leo, the Lion
Virgo, the Virgin
Libra, the Scales
Scorpio, the Scorpion
Sagittarius, the Archer
Capricorn, the Sea Goat
Aquarius, the Water Bearer
Pisces, the Fishes
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