Asperitus Casting Runes...
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- Apart from being unutterably boring, you goats are also renowned for your obsessive pursuit of the sound business decision. And so it is with the dilemma that faced you at the end of last month. What to do with regard to the fate of the underage partner of your son/daughter who was captured by the slavers you work for from the pirate ship she/he was on? Is this the business of the heart or is it just to be business?
While July begins on a rocky note, when the FULL MOON comes in your sign on July 5th, bringing a lunar eclipse, the new housekeeper moves out again because she/he is tired of having sex and looking after you without the gratification of any human warmth. What's the matter with these people? Don't they know what you're like by now? Haven't they read any books on astrology? However, it's an ill wind that blows no one any good as they say. This very departure is the seed of a new solution. Thus, with Venus the goddess moving through Gemini and your solar sixth house, you hit upon a master plan that will solve the two problems at one stroke. You'll commission the slavers to capture your son/daughter as well and then you'll buy them both so that they can work for you, your son/daughter in the media empire and the underage partner can move into domestic duties. That way they'll genuinely be in slavery (working for you) but at least it will be a family business. Perfect!
When giant Jupiter, monarch of the Heavens and Mercury the messenger conjoin and then move into Cancer and your solar seventh house, the recalcitrant pair are brought home and the contracts are signed. By July 15th when Venus the goddess conjoins with Saturn, the lord of fateful reward, the two are put to work in a state of muted misery. After all, the gags aren't painful and they save all the energy that would otherwise be wasted in futile complaint. You goats are the master of the fateful task and the karmic burden, are you not! Now, there's only the problem of someone to have sex with. You cast the odd glance at the underage partner. After all, your son/daughter's at work most of the time. However, this brings a series of complicated discussions about moral values and loyalty as Mercury the messenger makes cosmic mischief with revolutionary Uranus and mystic Neptune around July 18th. By the time you've negotiated your way through the whining and complaint (after removing the gags), you decide it's not worth it.
Then, as mighty Mars moves forward again in Sagittarius and your solar twelfth, you hit upon another brilliant idea. You full of them this month, aren't you! Why not purchase a brothel with the profits from the media/slavery empire that's flourishing so well under your tender care? That way, sex will be taken care of in a simple and business like manner, the way you prefer. When the NEW MOON comes in Cancer and your solar seventh house, you purchase a house of ill-repute, thus extending your business and family simultaneously. With the great Sol Invicti moving into Leo and your solar eighth house of deep desire, other people's money and prostitution on July 22nd, your find yourself compelled on a path that will lead you right to the heart of the underworld. I hope you find what you're looking for, tragic little goat persons. Come back next month and see!
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Aries, the Ram
Taurus, the Bull
Gemini, the Twins
Cancer, the Crab
Leo, the Lion
Virgo, the Virgin
Libra, the Scales
Scorpio, the Scorpion
Sagittarius, the Archer
Capricorn, the Sea Goat
Aquarius, the Water Bearer
Pisces, the Fishes
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