Asperitus Casting Runes...
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- Greetings, little tragedies of horn and hoof! Are you bearing up under the strain of the heavenly war between Saturn and Pluto? Are you finding the routines of daily life that relate to work and health are in turmoil because of hidden enemies, self-undoing and profound but inexplicable spiritual experiences? If they are, don't bother complaining because nobody likes you anyway and thus nobody cares!
Now, let's not waste any more time with the usual run of demeaning pleasantries. Let's get down to business (a favourite axiom of yours)! And that business is the vile and bitter prognostications for noxious November! Last month, we left you at a point of perilous uncertainty, a position, we trust, in which you will remain for some time. But who knows! Only the Heavens reveal the future. So let us look to them for I, Asperitus, the oracle of bitter truth, can interpret the secrets of the Heavens!
The FULL MOON comes in Taurus and your solar fifth house as Lady Moon and the great Sol Invicti clash with revolutionary Uranus in Aquarius and your solar second house of money and personal resources. You discover that the so-called mediator, supposedly representing your interests in a dispute with your staff, is really a covert agent for a family member who has united with your old enemies (a long list) and their children. Together, they are preparing a petition to the House of Representatives as well as various judicial bodies to have you banned from trading and struck off the electoral role. They're also demanding that anyone born in the month of the hideous goat should be made eligible for conscription for overseas service regardless of age or health. Yikes, little goatish things! You're supposed to order others about! Not be told what to do like the brainless run of common folk! Apart from this, you're being sued for the millions you no longer possess.
As mighty Mars conjoins with mystic Neptune, your situation seems lost (snigger). But, when Mercury the messenger and Venus the goddess enter Scorpio and your solar eleventh house, you decide to take some counter action. You form a secret society of sympathetic associates to oppose these moves and, as Mercury and Venus make tension with mystic Neptune, you try to inveigle monies from a gaggle of peculiar aunts and uncles by seducing them into an investment scheme without disclosing you true financial position. As a consequence of this, you immediately contract a toxic condition that affects both your legs and ankles and your throat, and end up walking and talking in a very eccentric way that makes everyone who witnesses it laugh out loud. Instant karma, baby!
And, as the great Sol Invicti clashes with revolutionary Uranus, you fall out with your new secret society over the issue of who will be in charge. But then when the NEW MOON comes in Scorpio, clashing with radical Uranus, you simply decide to form another one, a tribute to your implacable determination, I'm sure. However, nothing seems to do any good. As Venus the goddess, mighty Mars and revolutionary Uranus see out the month by crashing around in the Heavens in a manner too tedious for words, your financial position continues to deteriorate. Creditors cluster, peculiar relatives refuse to contribute to your dodgy schemes and the legal and political moves against you gather momentum.
With the great Sol Invicti in Sagittarius and your solar twelfth house, you adopt a secret identity and hang about with foreign persons, hoping to avoid capture to pay for the ruin you've brought upon yourself and everyone else you know. Will you get away with it? Or will the lords of karma exact their price. Click here next month and see, little goatish tragedies!
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Aries, the Ram
Taurus, the Bull
Gemini, the Twins
Cancer, the Crab
Leo, the Lion
Virgo, the Virgin
Libra, the Scales
Scorpio, the Scorpion
Sagittarius, the Archer
Capricorn, the Sea Goat
Aquarius, the Water Bearer
Pisces, the Fishes
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