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The Oracle of Bitter Truth for August 2001
SCATHING SCORPIO...

Many of the darkest corridors and passages in the human psyche and body are yours to travel, little myrmidons of the underworld god. But that won't necessarily make it easy to start a cult with you as the divine figurehead. Though you're party to many of the ins and outs of the subconscious (those buried emotions and disgustingly perverted desires) and the body (rectum, anus, vagina, urethra and all that sort of stuff), you can't ignore basic facts. And the basic facts here are that most people either dislike you or fear you, largely with very good reason. When the FULL MOON comes in Aquarius and your solar fourth house on August 4th, you realize that if your dreams of wealth and power as a cult leader are to be realized, you're going to have to change your image.

The stimulus for this comes (in part) from yet another group of merry schoolchildren who are gathered outside your house chanting 'Die, Scorpio, die!'. They have a basic grasp of the science of astrology but their knowledge is proven to be less than adequate for their chosen task when the bus you hire to run them over does just that. While you're watching as the bodies are bagged up and taken away, it strikes you that you have learned a profoundly important lesson from the whole experience.

This lesson is one very much in line with the point I have just been making. You need a change of image because nobody likes you. With sober Saturn sojourning in your solar eighth house, it's a good time for a rebirth of your identity structures. With revolutionary Uranus and mystic Neptune cavorting in your solar fourth house, you're an emotional mess anyway and have been for some time. As giant Jupiter, monarch of the Heavens conjoins with Venus the goddess in Cancer and your solar ninth house, you decide to consult a professional and begin the process of transformation for which your sign is justly famous.

You take your first lesson. This teaches how to smile in a way that does not indicate you are in the process of torturing something weak and helpless. Then, when Mercury the messenger opposes revolutionary Uranus, you learn how to talk to people as though you are not trying to extract personal information with regard to their weaknesses so that you can take advantage of them in business or for purely personal reasons. You struggle with this for some days. With Mercury the messenger now in Virgo and your solar eleventh house, you bring in various friends and acquaintances so that you can practice your new techniques.

When the great Sol Invicti and revolutionary Uranus start a heavenly wrestling match, you yourself begin wrestling with the idea of being with other people without trying to force them to lose their composure while you smugly retain yours. Your tutor adjudges this last to be an unreachable goal, yet urges you to keep striving towards it. When the NEW MOON comes in Leo and your solar tenth house on August 19th, you feel ready to present your new self to the world. With Mercury the messenger squaring underworld Pluto, you have your teacher kidnapped and shipped out to some foreign backwater so that no one will be around to tell the tale of your transformation. The great Sol Invicti moves into Virgo and your solar eleventh house while mighty Mars and Chiron conjoin in Sagittarius and your solar second, so you begin to organize and advertise your first public meeting.

As Mercury makes mayhem with mighty Mars and Chiron and the great Sol Invicti challenges mystic Neptune, you open the doors to an unsuspecting and gullible public so that you can announce your godhead and start the cult of Feedmibeast the First. Come back next month and see how you do, little burgeoning divinity.