Asperitus Casting Runes...
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- Ho to the anxiety-ridden agony bags of the world! And just what is wrong with us all today? No, for god's sake don't answer that or we'll be here till miserable March and I have yet to make my vile and bitter prognostications for fatuous February. With an odious New Moon in Aquarius and your solar sixth house, you will have contrived a new diet, exercise plan or work routine. As Lady Moon harmoniously aspects mighty Mars, you will be able to execute any or all of these from the comfort of your home, thus keeping your own cleaning implements and toilet seat within easy access, a great comfort to you virginal nitwits. As Mercury the messenger conjoins with Chiron in Capricorn and your solar fifth house, you will no doubt keep a diary of how this wonderful new undertaking has improved the quality of your life. Then, as Venus the goddess later takes the same path as the messenger, you'll hold seminars with your responsible and right-minded friends to tell them all how wonderful your new practice is. As the messenger then moves into Aquarius, you'll add a new string to your bow by setting up a marketing business to teach this wonderful new method and sell the accompanying handbook. As mighty Mars conjoins with underworld Pluto in Sagittarius and your solar fourth house, you have a huge row with your family over all the time this new venture is taking from your domestic duties. You break up the household because you can't stand this interference.
Come the Full Moon in Leo and your solar twelfth house, opposing revolutionary Uranus, you become ill with the stress of it all. As the great Sol Invicti moves into Pisces and your solar seventh house, you hire a caregiver to look after you. You start an affair with her/him because she/he is clean and neat and doesn't tell you what to do and also puts up with your nagging and your criticism of yourself, everybody else and the world in general. This could change your life, little virginal nitwits! Click here next month to find out how.
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Aries, the Ram
Taurus, the Bull
Gemini, the Twins
Cancer, the Crab
Leo, the Lion
Virgo, the Virgin
Libra, the Scales
Scorpio, the Scorpion
Sagittarius, the Archer
Capricorn, the Sea Goat
Aquarius, the Water Bearer
Pisces, the Fishes
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