
Asperitus Casting Runes...
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- Greetings, insectoid travesties! I trust you have been fully occupied with the business of pleasure and pain since we last spoke. That would be the pain of others and the pleasure you take in it, if everything is proceeding normally in this benighted universe ruled by insane gods. With mighty Mars and Venus the goddess in your sign, you'll be force to be reckoned with in 2003, gratifying your desires as your disport yourself with a mysterious glamour. And, when revolutionary Uranus moves into Pisces and your solar fifth house in March this year, we will see you indulge in an orgy of physical pleasure and financial speculation. Your creative energies will give birth to eccentric children or a host of weird and wonderful creative projects. Then, when sober Saturn moves into Cancer and your solar ninth house, you'll make a desperate effort to find some meaning to life (after all this indulgence) and try to make peace with your god. Either that or an elderly in-law needing care and attention will move into your home. Finally, giant Jupiter enters Virgo and your solar eleventh house, bringing you a raft of new friends and a desire to do only good in the world. I must ask the doctor to change my prescription. I think I'm losing touch with reality.
Updated: Monday, 17 March 2008
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Aries, the Ram

Taurus, the Bull

Gemini, the Twins

Cancer, the Crab

Leo, the Lion

Virgo, the Virgin

Libra, the Scales

Scorpio, the Scorpion

Sagittarius, the Archer

Capricorn, the Sea Goat

Aquarius, the Water Bearer

Pisces, the Fishes
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