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The Eccentric Exigencies of April 2007

No it's not an April Fool's joke. Er, or perhaps it is! The Master of Complaint has this month neither arisen on wings of light, nor deigned to read the omens for your dastardly and deceitful doings. Come back anon and find your fates...