Asperitus Casting Runes...
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- And how are the snivelling felines this month? Still wearing a stylish coiffure and that fatuous expression you've come to believe is a haughty look? You know the one! You do! It's the very same look that sets everyone sniggering the moment your back is turned.
And speaking of turning backs, the FULL MOON comes like the crack of doom into your pathetic lives as noxious November begins and your loved ones turn their backs on you. So why dally with paltry insults about hair and vanity when we can proceed to the vile and bitter prognostications that issue straight from the oracle of bitter truth, myself!
Ructions come in matters of home and partnership for you appalling lion type things as November begins. You may be lied to and lying, betrayed and betraying while elderly female persons who feel they have some authority over you (quite rightly since it's probably your mothers) express a venomous and candid disapproval of you, your conduct and your new hairstyle. Suffice to say it's simply an ordeal you'll have to manage without losing your temper and making things worse, a prohibition which of course you violate almost immediately as you begin throwing fragile things around the house and stamp from the room in a fit of pique. You immediately seek solace with your friends so you can complain properly about your family. But, as sober Saturn in your solar eleventh house wrestles with underworld Pluto in your solar fifth house, they tell you to sod off and grow up.
As mighty Mars conjoins with mystic Neptune in your solar seventh house, your nearest and dearest hires a psychic to put a curse on your hair, giving it that dull and lifeless look that you so hate because it's so reminiscent of your personality. As Mercury the messenger and Venus the goddess move into Scorpio, heading for tension with mystic Neptune and the great Sol Invicti prepares to clash with revolutionary Uranus, you to take drastic action. You race home and begin shouting at everybody in order to get the taken curse off and in the hope that they will start obeying you once again.
Of course this doesn't work, so when the NEW MOON comes in Scorpio, clashing with revolutionary Uranus, you get in such a sulk that you move out into a flat and cover the walls with silk in order to protect yourself from the prolonged psychic attack. As Mercury, Venus, Mars and Uranus all play a jolly game of heavenly bump 'em cars while the great Sol Invicti moves into Sagittarius, events move forward at pace. You go around to the family home and throw bricks through the window. Then you begin an affair with a limpid beauty who works in real estate (Venus in Scorpio in your solar fourth) or an ex-nun from Patagonia (Jupiter in Cancer in your solar twelfth house) who runs an ailing childcare centre in a busy residential suburb. Then all your children come around to your new flat and rip up the silks on the walls so then you go round to your old home and et cetera, et cetera and who cares! Not I! It's the kind of drama you love that bores me to tears! Keep it up and I'll see you next month, little creatures of mighty but mindless mane.
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Aries, the Ram
Taurus, the Bull
Gemini, the Twins
Cancer, the Crab
Leo, the Lion
Virgo, the Virgin
Libra, the Scales
Scorpio, the Scorpion
Sagittarius, the Archer
Capricorn, the Sea Goat
Aquarius, the Water Bearer
Pisces, the Fishes
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