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The Eccentric Exigencies of April 2007

Ave, finny frights! As you are used to being at the end of the queue, it will come as no surprise to learn that once again the Master has not yet deigned to consider your month ahead. Come back anon to grovel before his maleficent magnificence. In the words of Caesar: Libenter homines id quod volunt credunt.